The Mantini

Let's face it. Girly drinks just taste better.

Unfortunately we live in a society that says a man's a man only if he can somehow tolerate the bitter taste of Jack Daniels, while dismissing the delicate pleasures of a Cosmopolitan.

We've all been there:

You tell the bartender you'll have a Scotch and Soda, when all you really want is that Cocotini. You shake your head in mock disgust when your girlfriend offers you a sip of her Strawberry Daiquiri, when it takes every ounce will power and suppression of common sense not to nod yes. Waking up hungover, your headache only accentuated by the sordid taste of Bourbon, questioning why one would ever deny themselves the sweet and lingering compensation of Kahlua and Cream.

You don't have to hide anymore. We know you're out there. You might be a professional football player. You might be a contractor. You might be an investment banker. You might be Gerard Butler.

Whatever your background you face the same dilemma: How can I drink like a lady, but still look like a man?

Enter The Mantini.

No longer will we need to separate our manliness from our taste buds. We dedicate ourselves to the mission of masking the femininity of the girly drinks men love, while keeping up the appearance of the masculinity men need. We know the challenge that this poses, but we are confident that, through this site, one day the goal will be achieved.

The Mantini...It's not just a drink, it's a way of life (3 parts rootbeer, 2 parts Malibu, mix thoroughly, pour into empty Budweiser can and enjoy.)