You're at a party. Natty Ice is on tap in the backyard. Upon seeing the keg you throw up in your mouth. This post, my friend, was written for you.
Step 1: Remain calm. Head over to the keg and fill up your cup. Smile and back away.
Step 2: Head for the bathroom. But on your way grab a bottle of vodka from the bar and two lemons and some sugar from the kitchen.
Step 3: Once your in the head, dump the beer down the sink and channel your inner Christophe Rougny. Take a deep breath, it's going to be alright.
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